Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Handy Homemaker, At Your Service!


Oh my heavenly days, I have had one of those weeks. Anyone else? Maybe it's just one of those months really. I can't say why it's seemed so busy and crazy, but it just has. Maybe it's because I spent so long last time uploading every single picture that I possibly could on my blog that I feel so behind in general! :) It might be that and it might be a mix of the fact that I feel like I have serious wintertime cabin fever some days. I believe that's how my serious DI addiction started. It was a cheap place to go that was not my house where I wouldn't buy anything pricey, but was kind of fun to look around. Now I am surrounded by a plethora of projects that require me to stay home to finish them. Hello! Did I not get my own memo that I was trying to get OUT of the house? lol. Oh well.

So in my own sadistic honor, I am posting my 1950's Vogue equivalent. Her name? (I kid you not) The Handy Homemaker. Oh that is me to a T, I'm sure of it! How about you? lol!

p.s. I think I should start a business as a personal DI shopper. Basically what this entails is people telling me what they are looking for and the maximum that they are willing to pay for said item. I keep an eye out for that item and text them cell phone pics of what I find to get the green light on buying it for them and then they reimburse me. Personally, this is my dream job and I've offered Missy my services (and Heidi, but it didn't work out so well for us on the cell phone pic getting to her in time). Anyone else looking for something? (oh and p.s. I charge fifty cents and LOTS of praise). J/K!

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

More Accurate than DNA! lol

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Okay, don't stop here, keep reading below (because that's where my posting from today is and I worked hard on it!) This was just a funny thing I stole from Missy and Shawn's blog and couldn't resist trying. The funny thing is that I've never seen anyone look equally like both parents (must be because we all have chubby cheeks)! :)

What a Week!

So I have tons of pictures and not a lot of time. My family especially wants these pictures, so hope everyone enjoys them and I'll try to give a brief explanation of everything. You'll then understand why the past weeks have been crazy!! (But fun).

First, my Mom came out from Maryland to visit. She came to drive out with my sister and I to go see my Grandpa who has cancer. He's in the beginning stages, but it is a very serious cancer so my Mom wanted to see him before he got too sick from chemo and radiation. So while it was a sad reason for her to visit, we still managed to have a wonderful time with her here. Here are some pictures with her and Madeline.



We love that excitement Mom...if only we could convince Maddy to get so psyched about a four hour drive to Colorado!
















Oh there we go-- you convinced her! (And she was awesome for the whole trip! Trying to impress Grandma I guess!)














Just a little closer Mad!












Grandma, we need to discuss my toy selection... or should I say the LACK thereof! (babies can be so persuasive!)













Another cute shot on the couch!













Ahhhh!! Come on now...you know you just made that sound!













Blowing in babies faces right when they're trying to be photogenic for the camera is not nice Grandma! lol













Visiting Great Grandpa, but sitting on Grandma's lap.












We went to downtown Grand Junction and had a blast. My Mom decided that Maddy's hands were too cold, so she put on her opera/grandma gloves. The result? Maddy flapping her arms like a baby duck and making us all crack up! So funny looking!















A close up of those amazing gloves!













Mom, Kelly, and Madeline in front of the giant silver bison. Don't be too impressed...it was in front of a Wells Fargo Bank lol!












Another close up (did I mention these last few are cell phone pics? Not bad right?) I also like how my Mom is making sure that Maddy doesn't pull any funny business, like rabbit ears. You can never be sure with seven month olds. They are tricky.





Me and Madeline trying to hitch a ride with a statue of a dinosaur riding a bicycle--which you of course can't see. Oh well!



















Madeline and her cousin Robyn in baby prison. But they had a blast. (All they're missing are their tin cups to bang against the sides!)














Maddy and Daddy having some fun.












Whoa Dad, you need a haircut!















Me and my twin Raelynn at this past week's Finer Things Book Club meeting. Yes they are exactly the same jacket. And yes we planned it so that we could act indignant when the other person came in. We should have planned a fake girl fight too....next time ladies!! The Finer Things Wrestling Match! LOL (Bytheway, the book club was awesome! Great job Lindy!)





My Mom did some vinyl lettering for me which I put above my bed. Didn't it turn out great? (The Little Prince is one of my favorite books hence the quote if you were wondering).





















Finally the family all together pictures! We did it with the timer and I think it turned out great!
We all got together and had dinner and played games. Lots of fun!











Closer up!












Family Home Evening activity. Sugar cookies for Valentines, which is of course two weeks away. But it's never too early for a love cookie!














Don't they look scrumptious?













Well they did look scrumptious until one of our piping bags (aka a ziploc with a tiny hole cut out) failed me! LoL. Needless to say it became a red cookie after this picture!














Me laughing over my cookie faux pas and trying to get rid of the frosting evidence!













And now, if you don't look like this after looking at all these pictures, then you must be family! lol. Hope everyone else had a great week, and I'll update again soon!

Sunday, January 06, 2008

Girls Just Want To Have Fun!


Okay, the only reason I went with that blog title is because honestly, doesn't Maddy just seem to be saying that exact thing with her flirty blue skirt and infectious grin. This photo just makes me smile, so I thought I would post it. It has been SOOO long since I posted. Well it feels like it to me anyway. I have lots to tell. So hopefully you'll like it. I'll try to keep it spicy/interesting with witty writing and impressive cell phone pics. That's right, cell phone pics--be still your hearts! lol

So what I've really been busy with besides Christmas and New Years and all of that stuff is projects galore. For those of you that are also projects fans you might love this as much as me, since I personally love getting ideas from other people's blogs. So here we go. PROJECTS! woo hoo!

1. I decided that I needed a vanity. Why? Because apparently I'm not vain enough, and I need a special station to just contemplate how gorgeous I am. (if you don't know that that is sarcasm, I'm not sure how we're friends). Anyway, part of the reason why I had this brainstorm is that John got me the best Christmas present ever this year. This is the bragging portion. He made me an appointment with Clinique to get a makeover, and then let me buy whatever make-up I wanted!! I felt so wickedly spendy and spoiled. I almost took the whole lot back as soon as I bought it because it was so expensive, but in the end didn't lol! So I figured that instead of paying huge bucks for a new vanity, that I would keep my eye open for a desk at the DI and do my own version. Low and behold, a perfect desk arrived for twelve bucks and I snatched it up. It was wood colored and in not that great of condition, but I spruced it up with some creamy white paint. What do you think?




2. I also needed a chair to go with said vanity. Again I scoured DI for a few days and found a very stable brown chair with really ugly upholstering on the seat. I decided that I would take a deep breath and try to do what all of my TLC and HGTV heroes do all of the time--recover a chair. And I did it! (and I didn't even have to google how to do it). I found the fabric at DI too. I think it was supposed to be something like a baby burp cloth or something, but it was brand new and I thought it was cute. But you can decide what you think. :) Just keep in mind that the fabric was only a buck and the chair was about four bucks. (Oh and if you're wondering the desk was twelve). You might think it's tacky to tell how much you pay for things, but since they are from DI, you know I can't be bragging about being rich lol! I'm just always curious how much people pay for their projects. Anyway, here comes the chair. John tried to capture the "play by play."


















And the finished product? Here are those pictures (please pretend like I'm not looking overly proud and overly nappy). Focus on the feat of extended design show watching!
















3. Yes, there's more. But doesn't the numbering make you feel like it's going so much faster? I thought so. This is a fast one. Since I had my new makeup, I needed an organization system that adequately reflected it's Steel Magnolia roots. So I got various glassware/trayware from DI as well.




4. I should post the picture of me post make-over, but I don't love you all that much. I would have to drink some sort of alcoholic beverage before feeling brave enough. That means never in mormon speak. :) Mostly because it's a bad cell phone pic too. lol.

5. I made this sort of random wall hanging because I wanted to get Madeline's handprint. It was supposed to be something out, but I'd have to explain how that project went horribly wrong and I want you all to think that I'm a perfect projecter (and this post would be too long and boring anyway). So here it is.


6. Okay last picture. I think. This is just a picture of little Madeline while I was painting some of my projects that are still being worked out. I bundled her up in a little plastic bin filled with blankets that I had down in the basement (where I do my painting) and she fell asleep. Poor baby, Mommy needs to get a new hobby! Projects in the works? A child-sized table and chairs (DI find), bench for the end of the bed (didn't fit in original place lol) and the elusive toy chest/window seat that I've been searching for!! We just found it at DI and talked the price down to ten bucks. It is a little rough, but you'll see the before and after photos hopefully soon. And then after that I have no more room in my house!! So I really do need a new hobby. I'll probably just work on re-working stuff that I already own. Pathetic, but it is fun!

Okay, so you probably are blogged out, but that is all just projects, and I've had some interesting things happen to me lately too. I should probably do it as separate posts but oh well. :)

Something funny/sad happened to us recently while John and I finally went out for a date night this past week. We went and saw a movie. We got there a little bit early and there were quite a few seats still to be had in the middle so we were excited. We found seats that we thought were pretty good and sat down. Suddenly I hear from directly behind us, "Wow, why are some people so rude! Millions of seats and they have to sit right in front of people!" The lady said it really loudly behind us, so that we (and everyone else apparently) could hear her. I was shocked! (okay, and really mad!) I turned around and said, "Oh I'm sorry, are we blocking you?" To which she innocently said, "No it's fine." And then she made her two kids get up and move over a seat! lol! I was so mad and uncomfortable. She just kept talking about it behind us. I finally just told John to get up and we moved to different seats a few rows up and asked if we could sit there and if we would be blocking anyone. The people around us were awesome! They had heard the lady and the guy behind me said, "Oh if you get in my way I'm going to throw candy in your hair and be really mean and mad at you!" LOL it was seriously hilarious. The lady just pretended to ignore everyone and moved back to her original seat. Wow, I really couldn't believe it. Some people really must be unhappy. It was hard for me to be civil to her. I had to keep thinking W.W.G.B.H.D--aka What Would Gordon B Hinckley do lol. I couldn't do the WWJD because I was already feeling too much rage and didn't want to bring Jesus into it--so I had to bring someone a little less perfect to mind. Ha! Anyway, beware the Tooele Movie Theater Grinch. She won't steal your popcorn, but she'll try to still your cinema loving soul! :)
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